Narcissistic Questionnaires

K, since am bored today, here are some narcissistic questionnaires I've actually spent time answering..

QUESTIONNAIRE 1


1. DO YOU SNORE?
Wouldn’t know really. Unless I asked someone who was around while I was asleep. Hehe.

2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
Both. :P

3.WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
The deep. Dark waters.

4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
Nope. More like a Barbie-doll girl and playing with little houses or scale models of it.

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
I enjoy watching Amazing Race; and Simon Cowell being tortured by candidates in American Idol. Hahaha!



6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
Nope.

7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
I don’t think so. I had very little hair. I was one ugly baby. :P

8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
It’s for anyone really, until they meet the person who would drive them crazy.

9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
White on my Mac notebook at home, black for my IBM for work.

10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
Nope. Too tired, sleepy or disoriented. :P

11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
No.

12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
None.

13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
In the Philippines: undeveloped beach in Panglao, Bohol or any other island in the Philippines. The less tourists, the better.

Would like to see the following though:
- Transvaal in South Africa
- Rio in Brazil
- Chile
- the Grand Canyon during winter
- Himalayas
- St. Petersburg
- somewhere where I’ll see the northern lights and get to take pics of them
- the rest of the natural world.

Calling Lonely Planet/Globe Trekker…. Haha!

14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
i don't watch his show.

15. CAN YOU SWIM?
Yes.

16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
I have and I don’t remember if I finished it.

17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
Yes I do.

18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOSTIE POP?
Wouldn’t know nor care.

19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
Tell me, what sort of questionnaire is this?????

20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
Yes.

21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
Nope.

22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS?
I like the manual one. Hehe!

23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
None.

24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
I would think so.

26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
Prissy people. Man or woman.

27. WHAt WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Chicken.

28. IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?
Nope.

29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
Nope.

30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Sunny side up

31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
This is not good. Am really wasting my time here am I? hahaha!

32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
Huh? Seems like am really wasting my time, or yours with this.

33. WHAT TIME IS IT?
To finish replying to this silly questionnaire. Hahaha!

34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Well yeah…

35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
No.

36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
Yesterday.

37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
Shower.

38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
Yes. :P

39. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
Sometimes. :P

40. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
Music. Books. Travel. Photos. Magnolia Chocolait drink. Smint mints. Granny Goose tortillas. Bad Badtz Maru. Spain.

41. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
Crunchy!!!

42. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
No.

43. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
No.

44. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
Once.

45. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
Yup.

46. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
Yes. I sleep in on weekends til noon. Whole afternoon if I had a late night out or just came back from an out of town trip. :P

47. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
dark brown

48. HOW DO YOU SNEEZE?
How does anyone sneeze? Duh. Hahaha!

49. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
At the moment, yes.

50. WHO'S BETTER: STONE COLD OR THE ROCK?
This is so 90s?

51. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
No. Are you? :P

52. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
Nope.

53. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
All my siblings had music lessons except poor little me.

54. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
Haven’t tried.

55. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
I like the idea: bonfires, stories, just chilling out… and unless you got a tent big enough for me to walk around in and not have to crouch, then no. hihi!

56. DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?
Nope.

57. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
No.




QUESTIONNAIRE 2


1.Last place you've been to:
- central business district

2. You are:
- someone I’d like to think who works hard and plays hard.

3. They say you are:
- ask them.

4. Yesterday:
- I spent the whole day at work and then hanging out with colleagues.

5. Last person who texted you?
- a friend

6. Last person you called?
- someone at work

7. Last name in your received calls?
- a friend’s

8. How old are you?
-

9. What music is playing?
- Desde que Despierto by Juanes (iTunes)

10. last drink you had?
- coffee

11. Last thing you bought for yourself:
- a fiction set in Madrid

12. You want to:
- go on vaca for a week at least maybe next year.

13. You really like:
- to finish this

14. You have a crush on:
- many people… jk!!

15. You really hate:
- the last Star Wars film, actually all the Star Wars films after the first three

16. Who is the last person you talked to online?
- a buddy in Brazil

- HAVE YOU EVER -

1. got wasted?
- sort of

2. had ur heart broken?
- mmmmmmm

3. cried when someone died?
- no. Was too young when grandparents passed away. And have no loved ones who've died since...

4. broken a bone?
- luckily, no

5. cried in school?
- I don’t recall.

- WHO'S -

1. your good luck charm?
- family and friends.

2. person u hate most?
- mmmmmmm

3. makes u laugh d most?
- friends, dad…

4. makes u smile?
- friends, pet dogs


- SO -

1. do you get jealous easily?
- if right in front of me, yes, I think so… haha.

2. what have u been doing these past few days?
- working my a_ _ off..

3. what are you thinking about now?
- that this questionnaire will be over soon….

4. what did you do last night?
- hang out with buddies, go online, read, sleep

5. what did you last say to a friend last night?
- take care, have a nice weekend and see you..

6. when will you get married?
- when am good and ready. :P

7. When did u last receive a gift?
- about two weeks ago

8. when did you last drink alcoholic beverages?
- 3 weeks ago.. blue margarita.

9. what was your greatest bet ever made?
- none

10. is all fair in life?
- yes, think so.

11. most romantic words?
- too many to mention.. jk!!

12. would you give up your career for love?
- will see…


QUESTIONNAIRE 3

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
- I need a moisturiser.

2. How much cash do you have on you?
- 2.1k ++

3. What's a word that rhymes with "TEST"?
- rest

4. Favorite planet
- earth.

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell?
- my dad’s

6. What's your favorite text you still have saved on your phone?
- a funny new year's greeting

7. What shirt are you wearing?
- striped cotton one for home.

8. Do you "label" yourself?
- Smint freak

9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing?
- not wearing any

10. Bright or dark room?
- bright

11. What were you doing at midnight last night?
- coming home after hanging out with buddies

12. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
- ei, girl, thanks..

13. Where is your nearest 7-11?
- a ride away from my house, near the village gates/guardhouse

14. What's a saying that you say a lot?
- sweet.. cool.. duh.. syettt.. fuck.. haha!..

15.Who told you they loved you last?
- secret.. hahaha.

16. Last furry thing you touched?
- my pet dogs

17. How many drugs have you done in the past three days?
- how boring

18. Favorite age you have been so far?
- None.

19. Your worst enemy?
- Myself and my doubts.

20. What is your current desktop picture?
- at home, one of the photos I took of some colorful structures in Venice, Italy
- at work, a friend’s photo of early morning on some highway in the mountains on his way to work, in Italy.

21. What was the last thing you said to someone?
- Did you see where I left my cellphone?

22. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to change a major regret?
- no regrets.. so a million bucks wins. :P

23. Do you like someone?
- Yes. Enough said. :P


QUESTIONNAIRE 4


How do you like your eggs?
sunny side up

How do you take your coffee/tea?
COFFEE: with milk, cream or and sugar.. no whipped cream.
TEA: with sugar or honey

Favorite breakfast foods:
continental
or greasy food that's bad for you but yummy!!

Peanut butter:
Yessireee

What kind of dressing on your salad?
vinaigrette

Coke or Pepsi?
Coke... Pepsi when am feeling rebellious. :P

You’re feeling lazy. What do you make?
nothing.. means am not hungry either...

You’re feeling really lazy. What kind of pizza do you order?
any with pineapples or mushroom in it.

You feel like cooking. What do you make?
Pasta

Do any foods bring back good memories?
Yes..

Burger and fries from Cajun which used to be at the Food Choices at Glorietta. With the pesto dip. Friends and I used to order this whenever we watched movies at Glorietta (pre-Greenbelt 3 days....)

Streetfood: fishballs, peanuts, bean curd/taho.


Do any foods bring back bad memories?
Nope

Do any foods remind you of someone?
yes...

Is there a food you refuse to eat?
Liver, paksiw

Is there a food that you hated as a child but now love?
yes.. ampalaya

Is there a food that you loved as a child but now hate?
none really

Favorite fruit & vegetable:
FRUIT: strawberries, grapes, coconut

VEGETABLE: most veggies except cabbage and eggplant

Favorite junk food:
Granny Goose Tortillas.. Nachos.. Panalo. :P

Favorite between meal snack:
None.

Do you have any weird food habits:
None I think.. I don't like to eat the gooey fat in pork or fish. I like my chicken dry.

How spicy do you order Indian/Thai?
Not too spicy. But can always try anything once.

Favorite dessert?
Chocolate cake. Leche Flan. Fruit Salad. Coco pandan. Enough said.

The perfect nightcap?
tea